(Grandpa Freestyle)

I WENT TO THE POND AND I SAW A FROG
AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF, I NEED A HOT DOG
WHEN I GOT TO THE STAND,
I TOOK A BIG WHIFF, AND IT SMELLED REALLY GRAND

Chorus
AHINGWINNAMA, GENIE IN A BOTTLE
AHINGWINNAMA, CHICKENS A WADDLE
AHINGWINNAMA, COWS UTTER,
 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER

NOW I AM WALKING ALONG, ALONG A PATH
I SMELLED MYSELF AND THOUGHT I NEED A BATH
NOW I AM SITTING IN THE TUB, SCRUBBING AND CLEANING,
WHILE SINGING THIS SONG, A RUB A DUB DUB

Chorus
AHINGWINNAMA, GENIE IN A BOTTLE
AHINGWINNAMA, CHICKENS A WADDLE
AHINGWINNAMA, COWS UTTER,
 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER

NOW I AM BACK TO TALKING WITH THE GENIE
HE ASKED IF I STILL EAT WHEATIES
THEN BACK IN HIS BOTTLE HE WENT
TO GO FEED HIS TINY BABY ELEPHANT

Chorus
AHINGWINNAMA, GENIE IN A BOTTLE
AHINGWINNAMA, CHICKENS A WADDLE
AHINGWINNAMA, COWS UTTER,
 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER

IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR THE MESSAGE OF THIS SONG
REMEMBER IT WAS THE GENIE ALL ALONG
HE'S THE ONE THAT COMES TO PLAY
JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD EACH AND EVERY DAY

Chorus
AHINGWINNAMA, GENIE IN A BOTTLE
AHINGWINNAMA, CHICKENS A WADDLE
AHINGWINNAMA, COWS UTTER,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT BUTTER

Lyrics copyright © 2001 by Mytoe Designs & Friends*

I would like to thank Kyle B.* and Eric S.* for
the lyrics to this song and their silliness in class.

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