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I'M JUST A SCIENCE TEACHER, SO WHAT DO I KNOW, I KNOW...
IF I WERE AN 8^TH GRADER
I WOULD ENJOY BEING YOUNG
I WOULD WATCH LITTLE TV
I WOULD DO MY HOMEWORK FOR FUN
I WOULD DO MY HOMEWORK BEFORE IT WAS DUE
I WOULD GO TO DANCES AND ACTUALLY DANCE
I WOULD START INVESTING IN STOCKS
I WOULD BE NICE TO ALL THE 7TH GRADERS
and THEY WOULD BE NICE TO ME
I WOULD PET MY DOG, IF I HAD A DOG
I WOULD PLAY WATER POLO
and HELP OLD LADIES CROSS THE STREET
I WOULD HIDE MY UNDERWEAR
Because THERE ARE GIRLS EVERYWHERE
I WOULD NOT DATE TILL I WAS OLDER
Because DATING MAKES YOU POORER
I WOULD NOT PERMANENTLY BORROW
I WOULD NOT BREAK MR. MATHOT'S STUFF
I AM SORRY, THAT'S THE 7^TH GRADERS
I WOULD ALWAYS USE A HALL PASS
I WOULD BRING MY FOLDER TO CLASS
I WOULD RECYCLE WHITE PAPER
I WOULD NOT BE A TREE KILLER
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY
THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO IF I WERE AN 8^TH GRADE
I WOULD ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTED
BECAUSE WHEN YOU'RE A 9^TH GRADER
THERE ARE NO TAKING HOLIDAYS
WHEN YOU ARE SITTING IN SCIENCE CLASS
DO DO DA DO DA DO DO

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